Mr. President: I think I could do a better job as Commerce Secretary than some pansy-ass GOP Senator! Lemme know. I can meet up with you while you're in Chi-town this weekend. After the interview we'll shoot some hoops, and then hit the town. We'll take your car.
<- OK, so the office will need a little updating. And no, we won't be shopping at "WAL-MART". In fact, I think we'll be writing some administrative regs which Wal-Mart will find quite interesting.
<- Sen. Gregg a/k/a "Quitter"[Wait, wasn't he in "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood"?]
My qualifications: I've read this article, online of course
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